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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

In honor of Mother’s Day:

Answers given by 2 nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean .

2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We’re related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don’t do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.

2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Sargento Cheese Snacks are a Perfect After-School Snack for Kids

Are your kids always hungry when they get home from school? This can sometimes be frustrating, because they’ll be having dinner so soon! We also know how hard it is when your kids are hungry in the car, at a game, or while on errands. What’s a mom to do? We have found the perfect solution: Sargento cheese snacks. We know cheese snacks are nothing new, but with their natural cheeses and variety of delicious flavors, your kids will always love having Sargento snacks! They’re never messy, always tasty, and your kids will love this new after-school treat!

Sargento string cheese is a classic for those kids who might be pickier. This all-natural Mozzarella cheese is super delicious and will never get old! They’re also low-moisture and part-skim for optimal taste and healthiness. It’ll be hard for your kids to try any other string cheese after having Sargento’s! If you’re extra working about your kids’ health, try buying them the Sargento light string cheese. They’re only fifty calories a piece and are fifty percent less fat! This is definitely a snack worth investing in.

If your kids have more adventurous palettes, try one of the several flavors of the Sargento cheese sticks. Spice up your kids’ afternoon with the Natural Pepper Jack cheese snacks. The delicious flavors of habanero and jalapeno add a great burst to anyone’s afternoon! If you think these flavors may be too much for your kids, try Vermont Sharp White Cheddar, regular Cheddar, or Double Cheddar flavors for your kids – cheddar’s always a huge hit! There are also great blends like Cheddar-Mozzarella and Colby-Jack for fun and unique tastes! Your kids are sure to love them!

Another great Sargento snack is the Colby-Jack cube snack! These are perfect for smaller kids – and it’s a fun finger food for all! They’re great paired with vegetables and tooth picks for a make-your-own shish kabob snack event! They’re the ultimate type of fun without any mess!

With these great Sargento snack options, after-school hunger will never be a problem again! These snacks are perfect for holding your kids over until dinner, and are sure not to ruin their appetites!

 

School Buses

It’s that time of the year that we really need to pay attention to the fact that kids are heading back to school and that the roads will be packed with those big, loud, smelly, yellow school buses that are out in force early in the morning and again in the late afternoon.

Proceed with caution please for all the bus riders and the walkers as well.